Demon!Dean [drunk chatting with other demons]:
Bitch please, I went to old school hell. You know, the one before my brother brought in the WiFi? Back then the only entertainment we had was slicing and being sliced. Ya basic, easy having, ass kissing ‘Crowley era’ bitches ain’t know shit but dirty politics and secondhand sass.
more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year”
can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or