highenergyjewtrino:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

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phantomrose96:

clairedraws:

there’s loose change and bloody feathers crammed into that old bag

Angel-hunter Claire Novak is the best headcanon this fandom has

(via fuckyeahlucifersupernatural)

alefbet1228:

When the cute character does the cute thing, and the hot character does the sexy thing

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and you go

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But then when it’s the hot and rather cocky character who shows vulnerability, and the shy character gives the sexy bedroom eyes

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and you’re like

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[gifs came from various sources]

(via clarityofhatred)

flirting

  • you: i'm going to cosplay this character
  • me: wow i've always wanted to cosplay this character they're commonly paired with (poses across the ground sexily) what cons are YOU going to HUH

teixeirax:

I HAVE NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST IN MY LIFE.

(Source: nijitsundere, via meu-meu-meulin)

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner

(Source: multifandomblogging, via dickhoel)

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

(Source: aubreyplza, via mkhunterz)

sir-hobbes:

tumblr is just so whipped when it comes to natalie dormer

*intense drooling*

(Source: natallie-dormer, via achievementt-teeth)

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it

and there we go

the difference is a rat plays jazz

(via confusedtwink)