thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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I’ve launched a new Tumblr: The Life of Bucky Barnes (Bucky’s Instagram)

petite-madame:

Hi Guys!

I opened a new Stucky Tumblr devoted to Bucky and his life with Steve (basically, an AU), it’s called THE-LIFE-OF-BUCKY-BARNES

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This Tumblr gathers all the pictures posted at the Instagram account the_life_of_bucky_barnes. Yes, because the_life_of_bucky_barnes is primarily a real Instagram account that you can follow on your Instagram app if you prefer.

There won’t be regular updates like Journal of a Man of Letters that is updated every Monday. It’s a cool little project with zero pressure so I’ll post…when I have something to post! However, I have TONS of ideas, don’t worry ♥

Thanks a lot and see you soon :)

PS: It’s not an “ask blog” or an “Imagine…” blog either so please, don’t send me prompts ^^;; I received 5 this morning so I prefer warning people in advance.

sixfigs:

Welcome to Downtown Coolsville ,image

Population: …image

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guys i cosplayed as Hogarth Hughes and i had to do the quote im sorry

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destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo, via carrot-gallery)

Anonymous asked:
Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

deducecanoe:

reservoircat:

Mutant 101 - Professor Xavier Should Put In A Call To Her Parents - 5 Year Old Mia Stares Down marvelentertainment's Cast Of Guardians Of The Galaxy As She Crushes Them In A Game Of GotG Trivia On jimmykimmellive [X

Vin Diesel in the background looking at her like “SHE’S PERFECT.  WANT ONE.”

I thought girls didn’t like Super Heroes.

(Source: mutant-101, via andythanfiction)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel, via noctstiel)

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

(Source: accioheadcanons, via noctstiel)